The dramas of today

Today I woke up (no s%$t eh?) and had to walk into town to get my mobile phone. Halfway down these long steps (197 I think) my back went TWANG! I thought: "ah well, it'll come right" so I walked gingerly down the rest of the staris. I didn't get far before realising that I wasn't going to make it into town, let alone back again, so I had to walk back up the 197 stairs, what a BIACH! If anyone actually reads this, can I ask you a question? Answers to thenewnormal@hotmail.com
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